Alberta socializes gasoline prices

Finance Minister Toews announces “The average Albertan who fills up their pickup truck once a week will save about $440 over the six-month period.” Those who drive more efficient vehicles or take public transit will see much lower to no savings.

Premier Danielle Smith advances RStar

Danielle Smith advances an old program she had previously lobbied for called RStar.  It would involve giving 20 Billion dollars to oil companies to clean up decade-old oil wells they were already obliged to clean up.

Danielle says cancer can be cured

In a Twitter broadcast involving a naturopath, Danielle Smith asserts that cancer can be prevented prior to stage 4.  Even Brian Jean says she’s wrong.